The Best Ever Book of Leeds United Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

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The Best Ever Book of Leeds United Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

The Best Ever Book of Leeds United Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

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Mike and Bernie were avid football fans (they would even attempt, in 1967, to lead a takeover of Aston Villa) who had always been among the most enthusiastic members of the club, always making themselves available for selection each Sunday no matter what their professional commitments might have been, but their stubborn refusal to stop being 'comical' while out on the pitch had always riled their more serious teammates. The sight of someone 'having a word' with one or other of the Winter brothers had been a common sight for some time. Something had to give, and, eventually, it did. Marcelo Bielsa’s Leeds United lost a Championship play-off semi-final against Derby after a 2-4 defeat on Wednesday night, despite going into the game with a 1-0 lead from the first leg. The Match of the Day presenter initially tweeted: "Think it’s outrageous of Harry and Meghan to do an interview that’s transmitted at such a delicate time. Surely they could have waited for the Leeds West Ham game to finish." These were the best tweets and jokes as Leeds lose 3-4 on aggregate to Derby in their Championship play-off semi-final:

Liverpool and Man United are playing at Anfield and the Liverpool supporters are having a pint on the street when a Man Utd supporter walks by with only one shoe on. Many entertainers can delude themselves into believing that what audiences really want from them is not their primary skill but one of their secondary interests, which is why some musicians attempt to make movies, some talent show judges bid to burst into song and some actors convince themselves that they are actually political theorists. They have every right to do so, in their spare time, but it is down to management to stop them from inflicting such self-serving fallacies on the audience. Yes,” St Peter replied, “I agree that was a truly brave act.” Could you please tell me when this happened?”

Still giggling, the firemen shout to Ferguson to go next. He jumps, they move the blanket, he makes a pancake on the pavement, high fives all around from the firemen. Despite two goals from Stuart Dallas Leeds have lost in the play-offs to Derby. A definite case of Derby Does Dallas. #LEEDER

The story goes that a roadie failed to set up the recording equipment properly and so the Leeds gig was the one that took on its iconic status. Pete Townshend and Roger Daltrey return to the scene of Live at Leeds (Photo: YP) Hippo bones were found in the city centre Bielsa's night has just got worse. If you're still in and around the area, Bielsa has lost his dog. He's clearly not very good at holding on to a lead.Aren't you having any?" asks the United fan. "No" replied the City fan, "I think I’ll wait til the Police get here." The first one asks, "Oh Lord, when will Arsenal next win the Champions League?". God Replies, "In the next five years" Leeds supporters have vented their frustration online after Helder Costa was deemed fractionally offside in the build-up to Tyler Roberts' goal. Not wanting to be out done, the Newcastle fan threw himself off the mountain, proclaiming "This is for the Magpies!"



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