Cavorting with the Hot Housewife (The Salacious Stories of Rogerstown)

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It’s so hard to keep my two year-old on a schedule during the summer, but she sure does have a lot of fun!

For now, enjoy singing silly potty songs with them, pinch their cute little bottoms in their cute little undies, and remember how much you love your little potty trainee! Daniel Tiger and his friends learn life lessons through little jingles that you WILL use on your kids. I would arrive about a half-hour early when my daughter was young so I could feed her in the nursing lounge and then drop her off full and happy at the nursery.Finance is provided by PayPal Credit (a trading name of PayPal UK Ltd, Whittaker House, Whittaker Avenue, Richmond-Upon-Thames, Surrey, United Kingdom, TW9 1EH). If I wasn’t hungry at all, but still wanted to feel like I was eating something, I would suck on a Werther’s Original or Preggie Pop. Potty training will require you as a parent to clean up a lot of messes, do a lot of laundry, and do a lot of sitting and waiting as your little one tries to go potty. Most purchases from business sellers are protected by the Consumer Contract Regulations 2013 which give you the right to cancel the purchase within 14 days after the day you receive the item.

The weather was actually too cold to go to the beach on day two, so we found a nice bike trail and let D ride her scooter!Dishes are in the dishwasher, pre-school is done for the day, counters are wiped down, fresh blueberry muffins are cooling, bathrooms are sparkling clean, and for the first time in months, I don’t feel guilty taking a break at naptime!

It can be filled with extra undies/pull-ups, wipes, spare clothes, hand wipes, baggies to put dirty diapers in, stickers…anything you could need while away from home. Now keep the baby awake for as long as possible, feed one more time as much as you can, then put to bed when you go to bed. I felt I was always forgetting to pray for certain family members or friends going through tough times.

I don’t know what the reasoning is, but if I stayed up late (you know, giving birth) or had to get up early for something (say…a field trip to Alcatraz), I would be sick. Aside from the hospital disaster, here are ways I would fight of morning sickness before it even happened.

Yes I am proud that I can iron clothes with the best of them and that usually four out of five work days I have dinner on or almost on the table by the time my husband comes home, but all the while I am always exceedingly aware I have far more opportunities and options for my modern housewife life. There are going to be leaks and explosions, so you always want to have a clean sheet ready to go as a back-up. Make sure you know what you are wearing tomorrow, and, if needed, make sure everyone in your family does so too. I struggled with this for a long time, wanting to have a prayer journal, starting a prayer journal, not making it past three days in my prayer journal. Give yourself some wiggle room just in case things don’t go as planned as you get ready and head to church.

I think people who are super against sleep training imagine a baby alone and sobbing for hours and hours. It was a disaster and something I will definitely need to talk with my doctor about before we have another baby! Your whole life becomes about potty training during those first 3 days, so give yourself grace in regards to housework and pretty much everything else! Here is simple a list of must-have items that you should include when setting up your baby’s nursery!