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It’s happened again. I don’t know if it was a good or a bad thing…and at this point, I don’t care anymore. It’s starting to feel good for me. I can’t just summarize what He did…I have to give every gory detail about the occurrence. Call it venting. Call it therapy. I just need to let someone know so that it doesn’t devour my soul. Although my innocence has been taken from me, a part of me feels like I deserve it. But let me stop rambling on, and begin my story. Fiction Writing | Blog Writing | Creative Writing | Essay Writing | Letter Writing | Poetry Writing | Technical Writing | Story Writing As he keeps thrusting… I tell him to pull out. I tell him to stop. I tell him that I can’t get pregnant again, and he needs to pull out! He merely ignores me and pushes me down harder, just like I wanted. I half-heartedly act like I don’t want it, sometimes, since I know Daddy likes that. If I actually want to stop, we’ve got a safe word/phrase.

My friend said she didn’t understand my milk puns. I told her it’s all white, it’s a bit inside joke. Studies show cows produce more milk when the farmer talks to them. It’s a case of in one ear and out the udder. During this time, my mom was out of town for some psychiatric conference. She was always out of town, so I was used to this.

How I went from nursing my daughter to breast-feeding my date.

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Slowly, Daddy pulled His lips from mine, but I hungered for more. I felt so ashamed of how I was feeling, and how warm my body had gotten from just a simple kiss from Him. I wanted to cry. I wanted to scream. I wanted to tell Daddy that it wasn’t the other boys making me cry now, that it was Him. I wanted Him to be like that Daddy I knew He was, and not this monster taking advantage of me. But I kept silent. A thought occurred to me at that moment; maybe if I was good, then He would stop. Naïve of me to think of it now, but at that moment, it made sense. Little did my mother-friend know that the blind date she wanted to set me up with might have had a breastfeeding fetish. She told me that he was a lawyer, too, "a cute one." After chatting on the phone with the lawyer -- his call woke me as I fell asleep while nursing M. in the bed we share -- I decided to go for it. I've always considered myself to be open-minded about anything intimate. Maybe I was rebelling against my Catholic mother, but I certainly was not a prude. I decided that I'd keep the date short and sweet -- and I'd nurse before leaving so (I hoped) I wouldn't leak. The world’s most explicit erotica writer Layla Marie proudly presents "Give Daddy Milk" – Incredibly hot erotica short stories! Milk**, , Sugar, , Cocoa Butter, , Cocoa Mass, , Vegetable Fats (Palm, Shea), , Emulsifiers (E442, E476), , Flavourings, , Contains Milk. Allergy Advice: May contain Nuts, Wheat , **The equivalent of 426 ml of Fresh Liquid Milk in every 227 g of Milk Chocolate, , Milk Solids 20 % minimum, actual 23 %, , Cocoa Solids 20 % minimum, , Contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter Have you heard about the movie that involved haunted dairy items? I believe it is called Paranormal Activia.After my aftercare daddy gets my diapee on and jammies. He gets me a sippie of juice and lays me in his bed he hands me my juice and my stuffie and cuddles next to me. Did you hear what happened to the girl who twisted her ankle in the cow’s pen? She was milking her injury! A man walks into a library and asks for a pint of milk. The librarian says “this is a library”. The man whispers “sorry, a pint of milk please”. Afterwards, when I told a couple of friends what had happened, they scrunched their noses up. "You let him do what?”

At nineteen I didn’t realize that life could be so demanding. I have so many men that are after me. There’s just one problem. They don’t know what I’m going through, they don’t know the pain that runs through my body. My stepfather Kyle looks at me strangely as I walk through the house as if I’m on pins and needles. I don’t care too much for him, but I guess going to someone I know is better than going to no one at all with my big problem. My problem is too much milk!"

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Still, he did the right thing: He asked if I had a photo of M., and when I pulled one from my wallet, he used the word adorable. It's always after the fact when I realize I should be wearing a soft muzzle. The lawyer's enthusiasm was a sure giveaway that I'd said too much. I didn't know if I should crawl under the table or give him a high-five. Was I flattered or freaked out? Or a little of both? I let out a moan. This is the best feeling ever! I tell myself as daddy keeps rubbing. Daddy the slips one of his fingers inside my princess parts making me moan out loud. Why did the dad go on vacation to the dairy farm? To learn where milk comes from before he leaves for it!

Why was the farmer always quiet when milking? Because it’s hard to talk when you’re udder concentration. As our frothy journey through milk humor comes to an end, we hope you’ve enjoyed this utterly entertaining collection of milk jokes. You’ve probably learned more about milk than you ever thought possible, but let’s be honest, the real takeaway here is the humor. Same, baby girl. I can’t wait, either. I wonder if it’ll be a boy… or if I’ll have four daughters, now?’The milk was playing hide and seek, but I found it hiding in the fridge, it couldn’t handle the suspense. Did you enjoy these delicious milk puns? We hope they left a satisfying feeling in your gut, and they weren’t too cheesey. Feel free to share these amazing milk puns with your friends, family, and even your local dairy farmer! We promise these won’t leave a sour taste in your mouth. Feel free to pour yourself a glass of milk because we got milk jokes. Enjoy! Funny Milk Puns

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