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Doreen seemed only too delighted to assist. “What do you want me to do?” she asked. “We’ll let’s see how co-operative he becomes,” Aunt Pam replied, “we’ll start with the cane.” yo momma so, ugly when she died and St Peter saw her, he said, "are you kidding me you to ugly to go to heaven"

I look at my career as a long staircase," she says. "I took every single step up. It was amazing to do so, because there has been longevity. I just put my head down, moved one step at a time, and never stopped." The next thing I knew, Aunt Pam was holding my arms firmly so I couldn’t move, and Doreen was unzipping my jeans. Then I was pulled across Pam’s knee in a daze. Yo mama so ugly when she sent me a photo of her I screamed so loud that Caillou grew hair, Curious George was no longer curious, and McDonalds became healthy.Yo mama so ugly she cant even have a good conversation with sumbody with letting them run away first yo momma is so ugly if she held up two dead rats in the mirror she'd be looking at the three ugliest things in the world. Generally, it's depressing - no matter how long you spend trying to look nice for a special occasion, you still look rubbish. You're always the 'ugly friend' who is ignored in social situations. You try to hide yourself when photographs are taken. No one ever compliments you, even if you're wearing something really nice, because you can make the most expensive and well-tailored garment look terrible.

Yo mama is so ugly she walked in a restaurant the grade from the health inspector went from an A to a Z. However, I have found it gets less awful as I age - I'm grateful to be invisible, merged into the general grey mass of middle-aged women (not to say no middle aged women retain their beauty, but the number grows smaller with age). yo mama so ugly that when she looked out the window the neighbors said "Ohh thats why they call it window pain." Finally, Aunt Pam asked Doreen to give me three strokes of the cane, while she continued to hold me firmly over her knee. Doreen duly obliged. The cane strokes weren’t too hard, but they did bite. Sometimes, a whole class could get a ‘double stripe’ for rowdiness. Then, if you just got a single stripe on top of that, you were for it. A bit unfair, but this was Anne’s situation. I had also accumulated three stripes this way myself a couple of times, but for some reason escaped with just a telling-off.

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The Tuli mummy is one of a kind, so mummification obviously wasn’t a common practise in Botswana. Was it common elsewhere in southern Africa? I did find the atmosphere of spanking that was around in every facet of cultural life quite exciting; forbidden, terrifying, and yet intriguing. At my primary school I was once sent to the headmaster for playfully spanking a girl’s bottom – but instead of getting the cane (which is what usually happened if you were sent to the head) he just scooped me up in one movement, slapped my behind three times and told me to never to do that again. I was otherwise a model pupil, so I guess I’d earned some credit points.The scans didn’t reveal any preserved organs, which means they either degenerated after death or were removed before burial. The second is unlikely, since it would be unusual practice in the area. Yo mama is so fat and ugly that when she went to the Chinese parade they thought she was the dragon.

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This was a further bombshell – I’d never been told to take my trousers down for any punishment before. I just stood there transfixed, my heart in my mouth. I was definitely having a huge adrenalised reaction, and I froze like an animal caught in headlights.