Shag Yourself Slim: The Most Enjoyable Way to Lose Weight

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Layered shag haircuts are characterized by lots of volume and texture. This hairstyle can work well for women with any length of hair, but it looks particularly nice when there is some long layers added to the style. One of the best things about this hairstyle is that it can be styled in so many different ways. You can wear it curly, wavy, or straight, and you can also add some waves or curls with a curling iron if you want a more tousled look. You can also add some light hold hairspray if you want to keep the style in place all day long. 8. Choppy Shag Haircut The messy shag haircut is a great way to add some edge to your style. This hairstyle is characterized by loose and tousled layers, which gives it a carefree and undone look. The best thing about this style is that it can be styled in minutes. Simply towel dry your hair after showering, then use your fingers to tousle and scrunch the hair until it looks messy. You can also add a bit of texturizing spray if you want to add more volume and texture. 10. French Shag Haircut

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FOR HER Finding a shag partner in the gym Twenty minutes on the treadmill getting ignored by everyone 300 calories 10 minutes on the bike getting ignored by everyone 150 calories Giving up and staggering home 50 calories
TOTAL: 500 calories
19 FOR HER Preparing for a shag Trying on 15 different outfits, none of which disguise your extra pounds 20 calories Squeezing your arse into tiny trousers meant for a 10 year old 5 calories Taking it all off again now that you’ve seduced him 10 calories
TOTAL: 35 calories
21FOR HER Shagging - like a celebrity Finding a man so much younger than you that you’d be too embarrassed to introduce him to your friends 70 calories Doing it in the garden so that the paparazzi can photograph you 100 calories Enrolling at a clinic to treat your sex addiction 40 calories
TOTAL: 210 calories
83 dozen free copies. Now, after literally minutes of in-depth study, you too can lose weight with a smile, just like the dead Nazis. FOR HIM Shagging - a nervous virgin Spending three days giving her foreplay and still she won’t relax 500 calories Trying to persuade her that you’re the best person to lose her cherry to 20 calories Giving up and heading into the loo for a wank instead 50 calories
TOTAL: 570 calories
70 FOR HIM Shagging - missionary Spreading her legs 5 calories Enjoying yourself while she pretends to 75 calories Rolling over, farting, and falling asleep 5 calories
TOTAL: 85 calories
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The book was a joke for a friend so cannot really comment. It was a very small book. The book was a joke for a friend so cannot really comment. It was a very small book. FOR HER Shagging - swingers Making much more effort to clean and polish yourself than you ever did for your husband 100 calories Making sure your husband washes his balls 20 calories Doing it with other couples because you still have needs but don’t fancy the hassle of divorce 300 calories
TOTAL: 420 calories
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FOR HIM Shagging - in front of a romantic fire Chopping the romantic wood 200 calories Lighting the romantic firelighters 10 calories Shagging her on a nice rug whilst keeping an eye on the romantic flames in case they die down 200 calories
TOTAL: 410 calories
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FOR HIM Extra calorific benefits of shagging Looking for the condom afterwards 20 calories Being forced to change the bedsheets before your wife comes home 50 calories Walking to the clap clinic 40 calories
TOTAL: 110 calories
112 FOR HER Negative calorific aspects of shagging Being seduced with rich food and lots of alcohol minus 600 calories Swallowing instead of spitting minus 150 calories Getting the munchies after a good hard rogering minus 300 calories
TOTAL: minus 1050 calories
115The shag haircut can look amazing on mature ladies. If you’re worried about your hair looking too wild, ask for side swept bangs which will help to soften up the choppy layers around your face. You can also ask for longer layers that fall just below your jawline to create a flattering shape while helping to balance out any areas that may be starting to thin. 19. Shag with Blonde Hair A shag haircut is a great style for blonde hair as it adds some extra texture and an undone finish which works to brighten up your complexion. If you’re after a more subtle look, opt for low-maintenance highlights – this will prevent your colour from looking brassy and preserve your blonde hue for longer. 20. Shag with Brown Hair Forgotten the title or the author of a book? Our BookSleuth is specially designed for you. Visit BookSleuth Shagging - your teacher Shagging - a sheep Shagging - a nervous virgin Shagging - a desperate virgin Shagging - two birds Shagging - two blokes Shagging - with another couple Shagging - orgies Shagging - with a celebrity Shagging - like a celebrity Shagging - on Big Brother Shagging - swingers Shagging - in front of a romantic fire Shagging - a really fat bird Shagging - a really fat bloke Shagging - up against a wall Shagging - the wheelbarrow position Shagging - cyber sex Shagging - side by side Shagging - spoons position Shagging - in the shower Shagging - mile high club FOR HER Shagging - at the movies Lifting up your skirt and sitting on him 5 calories Waiting for him to finish his popcorn 2 calories Trying to show no expression when people turn round to see what the noise is all about 40 calories
TOTAL: 47 calories
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NEhow, on the one hand, theres Jenny Craig. And, whos to say a little ketosis isn’t good for you. (especially the morning after the night before. Why would I want to remember, when I could be floating in a state of alternated reality). On the other hand, though, theres ‘shag yourself slim’. Decisions decisions. I’m weighing this. Thinking it through from all possible angles. As if. Shag-a-delic, baaaaby. Now, I normally wouldn’t, not at all, but considering how hard I’ll be working very soon, no harm in indulging in a few jammy dodgers. And a Victoria sponge. What the hell, I’ll just balance out with some savoury: dorritos with salasa. After all, I can afford to munch while I read, because, very soon I’m going to be shagging myself all the way slim. Phoar. FOR HIM Shagging - doggy style Taking her from behind 20 calories Moving her around a bit so you can still see the telly 10 calories Giving her the best session she’s had since she once got too friendly with an Alsation 75 calories
TOTAL: 105 calories
44 FOR HIM Foreplay - oiling Covering your body with lavender oil 10 calories Covering your woman’s body with lavender oil 20 calories Putting a towel on the bed so your sheets don’t get covered in lavender oil 5 calories
TOTAL: 35 calories
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FOR HIM Safe shagging - tight condoms Unwrapping the condom 10 calories Struggling to put on the condom when it’s an impressively tight fit 15 calories Hiding the used condom behind the radiator so scientists in the future can clone you from your spunk 5 calories
TOTAL: 30 calories
25 FOR HIM Preparing for a shag Undoing her bra with one hand 5 calories Removing her arse from too-tight jeans with the help of some margarine and a team of firemen 20 calories Shaking hands with the firemen as they leave 5 calories
TOTAL: 30 calories
22 FOR HER Shagging - her on top Climbing onto him while he gropes your tits 15 calories Doing all the work 150 calories Getting bored and stopping because he’s making no effort 0 calories
TOTAL: 165 calories
FOR HER Shagging - missionary Spreading your legs 5 calories Faking pleasure and an orgasm whilst thinking about what to wear tomorrow 50 calories Getting up and going out to have some fun once he’s passed out 200 calories
TOTAL: 255 calories
47 FOR HIM Shagging - real orgasm Grunting like a pig 20 calories Shafting her like a steam piston engine until the boiler blows up 200 calories Falling asleep and snoring 5 calories
TOTAL: 225 calories
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