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Just look at that couple down the road,” a wife told her husband. “He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?” “Are you insane?” he responded. “I barely know the woman!” My daughter just shrieked at me, “Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?” What an odd way to begin a conversation.

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We have also collected the best funny jokes for kids and family. Are you brave enough? I also put together the best MOM Jokes– they might be even better than these daddy jokes? 😉 Even though dad jokes might make us groan, we secretly love these fatherly zingers that are so bad they’re good, and maybe even brilliant. (Deny it if you must, person who just Googled “funny dad jokes.”) The following puns are known to have come from this book after Riley gives it to Ellie in Left Behind.Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said “parking fine.” Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker. I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”

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I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So we stopped playing chess. The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this Please add a link to this article. Your support helps us to write more entertaining articles for you and all joke-lovers 🙂 They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important. A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. “You can't cut me down,” the tree complains. “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”

Dad Joke Mug, 101 Dad Jokes, Gift for Father's Day, Dad Humor Present, Dad Christmas Gift, Funny Dad Mug My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic. Question: What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? The doctor asks him, “How long have you suffered from that condition?” The guy tells him, “Since next Monday.” A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, “That’s arson.”